GAA Phrase Book
(Please send on any more that ye might have and I will put them up on this page, even if you make them up your-self)

A Crowd - A gathering of people that watch a match and hope for random acts of violence eg. "that crowd from Meath are a right shower of shites"

A hang sangwidge - consumed with tay on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter.

Bullin' - angry - eg "the centre half back was bullin' after I lamped him"

Bull thick - very angry - eg "the centre half back was bull thick when I lamped him again"

Bushted - an undefined soreness eg. "Jayz me arm is bushted"

Burst the Bollix- Instruction to tackle your player.

Bollix -Pat Spillane 

Holly - eg "I gave it holly" - I put a fair bit of effort into it

Hames - a right shite - eg. "he made a hames of that clearance"

Hatchet Man - Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts.

Joult - a push - eg "I gave him a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for two weeks"

Lamp - a good thump - eg. "I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped their fullback"

Leh-it-in-ta-fuck-would-ya - Full forward's appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

Mighty - very good

Massive Row - Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences Running Row - A massive row that continues out in the parking area and or dressing room areas usually resolved by the Gardai.

Mullocker - untidy or awkward player released for matches 

Namajaysus - What was that for, referee?

Row - Disagreement involving four or more players

Rake - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Murphys the night before an important match 

Schkelp - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures eg "That shite from Tipp took a schkelp out of my leg"

Timber - intimidation of a hurling opponent - eg. "show him some timber"!

The Comm-a-teeee - Local GAA bullshitters in general

The Bomber - a very popular nickname for a fat, hairy GAA player 

Ya-bollix-ya - Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his esteemed opponent

Welt - swing at.

Bata - eg "I gave it bata" - I put a fair bit of effort into it.

Warp - hit something hard as in "I'll f*ckin' warp you."

Horsed - bout of rough play or intimidatory tactics as in we horsed them out of it. Sometimes referred to as kicking/batin' the shit out of the opposing team.

Stomached - surprised eg. "Jaysus when he came up behind me I was awful stomached."

Mantach - missing front teeth eg. Mairtin Staunton is mantach.

Blast - A great amount of anything.

Timber - intimidation of a hurling opponent.

Citeog - he hit it with his citeog. ie. left handed/footed.

A Shamozzle - a group of players shkelpin' one another but not exactly hittin' anyone at the same time!

Flakin' - usually goes on for a whole game..... eg. "Jayz Tadghie Daly gave Seamusen O' Tomea an awful flakin' below in Aihoill  on Sunday". 
N.B. To "flake" a lad for a whole game usually starts off with a bit of the aforementioned "joshellin'" and "joultin'" and develops into a bit of "weltin'" and may even result in a good "lampin'" for the victim especially if he gets "bull thick".

Horse - another untidy or rough player. There's one in every club.

Burst the Cunt - Common exhortation also referred to as the Old Head roar.

Running Row - A massive row that continues out in the parking area and or dressing room areas.